I get the crappy autographs

by Jgamble - 103 cards (Last updated on Nov 15, 2022)



91. 2020 Topps Heritage - Real One Autographs #ROA-VG Vladimir Guerrero Jr.


Look at this guy. I wasn’t there, but this doesn’t look like an in-game photo. Will this cat even see a real field? Who knows. Who can say.

Auto looks like an underlined W. Just a real bummer of a card.


94. 2021 Donruss - Retro 1987 Signatures #87S-DT Dillon Tate


Baltimore exists. I've heard of that city. Evidently this cat pitches for an organization called the Baltimore Orioles. I'm not entirely sure that team is real. Anyway, never heard of this guy.

Auto looks like some lady dancing with a guy in a wheelchair.

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Apr 7, 2019 - 2:33PM
C2Cigars
Apr 7, 2019 - 3:51PM
switzr1

Steve Hammond must have been listening to a Conway Twitty record when he signed his name.  Best list I've read in a while.  I almost want to buy some cheap scrub autos and mail them to you, just to read your evaluations .

Apr 7, 2019 - 5:13PM
Jgamble

@switzr1 I'd take them. That would be fun. 

@C2Cigars That's cool for him! Glad he's teaching.

Apr 7, 2019 - 7:03PM
Brimose

‘Auto looks like a Ross Perot self portriat’ I did literally laugh out loud, and my wife looked at me and rolled her eyes 😆

May 11, 2019 - 9:56AM
switzr1

Dude, I think Eddie Rosario read your preseason comments and decided to play himself off your list.  Currently leading the American League in home runs, as of May 10. And it's all because of you!!

May 21, 2019 - 4:57AM
Splinter_9

This list made me laugh more than a few times.  :D

May 23, 2019 - 7:38PM
Alomar_Collector

Hahaha .. I like this list... The part I like most is the last portion of each comment where it says "Auto looks like .... "  ... Some of those are funny.

Jul 31, 2019 - 11:57PM
marcbrubaker

Fun list. In all seriousness, I'd be interested in any of the Houston ones, if you've still got them. I can send you some more flameouts for the list if you like.

Jan 10, 2020 - 3:06PM
crashdavis28

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Jan 16, 2020 - 7:33AM
DarkSide830

hey, dont throw shade at the Vanimal!

Jan 25, 2020 - 5:26PM
vrooomed

Yes, that vrooomed's autograph is absolutely terrible. Even a drunk chicken with a pen in it's claw could do a better job! Even the military wouldn't draft that asthmatic candy-[ahem]. So, no, he was never drafted. Drafty, many times.

Jan 31, 2020 - 1:16AM
Alomar_Collector

#49 in your list reminded me of an AUTO I once pulled from one of those $5 dollar Walgreens 100-card packs of random cards that guarantees a "hit" (an AUTO) in 1 out of every 4 packs. I pulled a bumb who was a former prospect of the Angels named Chevy Clarke. His Auto looks sort of like an inverted bow and arrow. The Auto I pulled was this one from 2010 Donruss Elite Extra Edition, what a bumb: https://www.ebay.com/itm/2010-Donruss-Elite-2-Card-Chevez-Chevy-Clarke-Auto-Autograph-Lot/143231950253?hash=item21594a1dad:g:l84AAOSwN3lcxeiB:sc:USPSFirstClass!72205!US!-1

 

 

Feb 26, 2021 - 6:43PM
CollectingAfterDeath

Your style of humor in this list makes me laugh.  You got jokes, Gambler!

Feb 26, 2021 - 9:07PM
DarkSide830

" Not an autograph, but I am too stupid to figure out how to remove cards from lists " lmao

Apr 4, 2021 - 9:39PM
Alomar_Collector


Edited on: Apr 4, 2021 - 9:43PM

Oct 26, 2021 - 9:57PM
jdogg1228

I bet buying those crappy 100 card cheap boxes from BigLots or Walgreens really helped with adding to this list!

Oct 28, 2021 - 9:11PM
jdogg1228

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Edited on: Nov 16, 2022 - 5:58PM

Nov 19, 2021 - 9:51AM
mkb

This is a good list

The commentary absolutely makes it great

Jan 9, 2022 - 9:35AM
Burefreak

Gotta get back to some trading today, but reading through the first 10 was a riot.  Will have to come back and read through the rest...too much fun!

Nov 16, 2022 - 3:15AM
Mike67

Some of these got a chuckle out of me.. 

Orlando Cabrera was an Undrafted Free Agent in 1993.. 

I would have loved to get that Vidro.. 

Instead I get some random guy who never made it anywhere in Seattle or Laz Diaz... lol 



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