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I like Yogi Berra quotes.

When the Reds traded Dave Parker to the A's for P's Jose Rijo and Tim Birtsas, I heard someone say...

"The good news for the Reds is that they got two good arms in the deal, the bad news is, they both belong to Rijo"

That reminds me of an actual scouting report I read in the baseball Hall of Fame online archives(go there and browse around...lots of fun). A scout said about Shannon Stewart regarding throwing strength "I gave his arm a 2 because he has 2".

Bob Uecker: "The way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until it stops rolling and then pick it up."

Wacky.....that is so true!!!!! Classic line...

The Apostle Paul mentions running for the prize in the New Testament, but it's not the first sport. It's baseball.

Genesis 1 says in the NMLB version: "In the big inning..."

Anything surrounding the Astros lately 😝

Old Bags

On a trip to Chicago, Mickey Mantle took a look at Yogi's battered luggage and shook his head. 

 "Gee, Yogi," he said, "with all your dough, you certainly could treat yourself to some new luggage."

 "Why get new luggage?" Berra replied. "You only use it for traveling."

Double Yogi.

Under Suspicion

   Yogi, they say, was taking his first high school examination. he answered every question-wrong.

The teacher called him to her office.

  "Larry," she said, "I dont believe you know anything."

  "Miss Adams," replied young Lawrence Berra, "I don't even suspect anything."

Queen Elizabeth to Yogi Berra:  "You look cool in those sunglasses."

Yogi back to the Queen:  "Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself."

I have lots of sports jokes, but they all involve me saying "balls".