Even more laughable than that, there are guys who will never play a game/down/shift/etc in a major sport who have "at least" many hundreds of cards. Panini pumps out so many rookies in football who never get past the practice squad and due to the insane amount of parallels, they have many more cards than some hall of famers.
While I'm generally fine with low-level rookies being included, box prices are bloated, products over-promise and under-deliver (i.e. 3 autos per box, but 75-90% of the auto pool are scrub rookies).
Parallels are fine - to a point. I can't imagine the phenomenon is going away. My feeling is it is used to mask the higher production numbers. More parallels likely means more product out there. Look at Panini Prestige (NFL). Every card has five or six un-numbered parallels and numbered /299, /249, /199, /149, /99, /75, /50, /25, /1. Wait. Check that, TWO parallels for each serial number (yes, two parallels /299 and so forth). That is some 14-15 parallels per card. In "numbered" copies of that card, there are 2,292 (more than Topps Gold) and all those un-numbered parallels on top of that (not to mention the nearly - at this point - worthless base card). It has gotten incredibly out of hand. I have seen 1/1's of that product sell for a lot less than you'd expect them too (double-digits for solid vets and low hundreds for rookies).