All right, I'm here. Where do I put my inhalers? You guys, you need to hike your pants up a little higher like me, it's not against regulation. Supreme comfort, and maximum mobility. A truck driver gave me this hat, I hope it's regulation. Are those basepaths regulation? They don't look regulation.

Occupation: Pro shop consultant
Beer of choice: Natty Light
Walk-up song: "Back in the Saddle" by Aerosmith

I put that new carburetor in your mower, you should be good to go. I bet that piece of Craftsman crap would cut this field better, I'm telling you right now. That chalk isn't doing the soil pH any favors either. No I don't own a glove, I'm here because I'm a lawn enthusiast.

Occupation: Elementary school groundskeeper
Beer of choice: MD 20-20
Walk-up song: Andy Griffith theme

h/t NSEndo

Sup guys. Dan here. Back in high school, I was voted most likely to hurl a bat through a bakery window after a popup. Last year I'll be doggoned if I didn't fulfill that prophecy. Sorry, Sprinkles, I'll get you squared when my lawsuit check for radon comes in.

Occupation: Plaintiff/Claimant
Beer of choice: Keystone
Walk-up song: "Highway to Hell" by AC/DC

Peace to you my friends. I'm the associate pastor over at Fifth Reformed. No, the other one. No, the one next to Taco Bob's. The best thing about church league besides the friendly competition and no potty language has to be the post-game handshake. Is there anything better than meeting new people and shaking their hand? I doubt it, brother.

Occupation: Associate Pastor at Fifth Reformed
Beer of choice: ROOT beer, lol
Walk-up song: "Dead Reckoning" by Petra

Hey son, I thought you were gonna put gas in the car before we came out here. How are we gonna get home now? And did you leave food for Boomer? He's gonna trash the pantry and you're gonna clean it up. And next time wear a belt, your baseball pants look ridiculous without it.

Occupation: Your dad
Beer of choice: Coors
Walk-up song: "Glory Days" by Springsteen

Well sir. I just hope the fires of competition don't consume our friendship. You know? Like, I want to win, but I don't want you to feel bad. If you need a chug of my homemade Gatorade, you are welcome to it. I have it in mint or BBQ flavor.

Occupation: Tool & Die
Beer of choice: Bud Dry
Walk-up song: "Force Ten" by Rush

I carved my own bat out of a tree I pushed down with my bare hands at my Montana cabin. Wow, there's like 16 people here. That's more people than I've ever seen in my whole life. Most of them will pay, though.

Occupation: Freelance chemist
Beer of choice: Pappy's "recipe"
Walk-up song: "Ballad of Ira Hayes" by Johnny Cash

Come on guys, intensity! Go for the throat! Keep running it up until their women and children are in tears. I've never been on a church team that ever lost. Slay them!

Occupation: Associate pastor
Beer of choice: Red Dog
Walk-up song: "Same Auld Lang Syne" by Dan Fogelberg

Tell ya hwut boy yain't never seen no diesel like my 75 Ford Highboy, man its all bizness up front, party in the back, you know like hillbilly hot tub, y'all, we do it riiiiiiiight.

Occupation: Tool and Die
Beer of Choice: Salem Lights
Walk-up song: "Dirt Road Anthem" by Jason Aldean

Whoa bro, you can't make me wear spikes. I am rocking these flip-flops or I ain't playing. Yo, have you seen these baselines? Heh, it reminds me of college if you know what I mean.

Occupation: Web developer/bassist
Beer of Choice: Fat Tire
Walk-up song: "Twilight Zone Theme" by Grateful Dead