Funniest Names in Sports History

by Alomar_Collector - 88 cards (Last updated on Jul 26, 2020)

1. 1987 ProCards #4 Greg Legg

Greg "the peg" Legg

2. 1988 ProCards #13 Bean Stringfellow

After looking at this guy's name, I've come to the conclusion that we could legitimately call him String Bean.

3. 1988-89 Kentucky's Finest Collegiate Collection #58 Dale Barnstable

You KNOW he got bullied as a kid with a last name like that!

5. 1987 ProCards #273 Steve Gokey

You do the Gokey Pokey and you turn yourself around... that's what it's all about! Ya DOOOO the "Gooooookey Pokey"!

6. 1987 ProCards #306 Roger Zottneck

Roger, I think you got a big zit on your neck!

7. 1966 Topps #45 Jim Gentile

He's not a Jew, he's a Gentile.

9. 2017 Panini Unparalleled #17 Richie Incognito

As big as he is, there's no possible way he could be Incognito!

10. 2001 Fleer Platinum #591 Stubby Clapp

Hey Stubby! I heard you got the Clapp!



Jan 7, 2020 - 1:59AM

Some hockey players:

Kyle "Cum is key" Cumiskey

Sam Steel

Tony Twist

Johnny Oduya

Rob Klinkhammer

Wacey Rabbit

Dick Duff

Griffen Outhouse

Dalton Thrower

Robin Big Snake

Pokey Reddick

Jett Woo

Bruce Shoebottom

Miroslav Satan

Dit Clapper

Grant Clitsome

Red Green

Garth Butcher

Dick Gamble

Jan 7, 2020 - 9:36PM

SharksAttack... HAHAHAHHAHA ... Those are great! I'm adding them for sure.

Jan 14, 2020 - 10:21AM

Some Canadian Football League guys:

Bear Woods - With a bonus of being a white dude with dreads, and he simply signs his autographs 'BEAR'/

T-Dre Player - Sounds like you named your created Madden guy 'T-Dre', but forgot to give him a last name so he just got the generic one.

Pat Woodcock - Immaturity!

Edited on: Jan 17, 2020 - 7:04PM

Jan 16, 2020 - 1:56PM

You forgot the most important one: Dick Pole.

Jan 19, 2020 - 3:36AM

Mkb... yeah. That's true. I'll add ol' Dick

Jan 22, 2020 - 3:25PM

Got a few for you.

1990 ProCards Scott Pitcher. He is a pitcher.

1987 Topps Rich Yett. 

1990 ProCards Brian Bark. It sounds more like a command than a name.

1990 ProCards Michael Place.

1990 ProCards Adam Hyzdu. It is like they just put random letters in it.

1990 ProCards Brian Dare.

1990 ProCards Humberto Saa

1990 ProCards Kirk Dressendorfer

1990 ProCards Mike Muhlethaler 

1991 ProCards Bill Ostermeyer. Sounds like Oscar Mayer.

1991 ProCards Mike Butcher. Hopefully he does not butcher his pitches.

1991 ProCards Steve King. So this is what he does when he is not writing books.

1991 ProCards Scott Service.

1991 ProCards Razor Shines.

1991 ProCards Steve Hecht

1991 ProCards Dan Kite

1991 ProCards Gary Painter

1991 ProCards Silverio Santa Maria

1991 ProCards Blas Minor. Playing in the minor leagues.

1991 ProCards B

Edited on: Jan 22, 2020 - 4:56PM

Feb 24, 2020 - 4:28AM

I was expecting to see some football players:

Louis Lipps "sinks sbips"

Amani "it is not a" Toomer. Gotta pronounce it like Arnold!

Akili "you" Smith Thank Jeff Dunham's Achmed for that.

Bill Pickel

Brent Fullwood as opposed to partial wood.

Chansi Stuckey

Clay Harbor

Darren "come one"' Comeaux

Deon "go" Figures

Jeremy "if you" Sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seetie.

Kirk Lowdermilk as opposed to quieter milk.

Luis Cristobal can read fortunes.

Jerry Rice a roni, San Francisco's treat!


Jun 10, 2020 - 9:45PM
Jul 14, 2020 - 5:50AM

C'mon, the first guy I thought of was kicker Happy Feller.

Jul 17, 2020 - 12:59AM

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