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Would somebody tell me a scary story? |
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Please... Not on our first date! |
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All right... Bring back the lighter for a refund! |
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15
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And your secretary told me you weren't in! |
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If you don't like this carpet I'll show you something in red. |
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Watch out for that mole on the back of my neck! |
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18
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And Papa Bear said "Somebody ate my porridge, too!" |
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19
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No sleeping in a public park, Lady! |
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20
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I see a tall, dark stranger in your future! |
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21
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Could you direct me to the Olympic Stadium, Sir? |
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22
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But I used a mouthwash this morning! |
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23
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Maybe it was a mistake to keep you after school! |
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24
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Oh Darling, you've cut yourself shaving again! |
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25
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One - Two - Cha-Cha-Cha! |
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26
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You're not going to that Women's Lib meeting and that's final! |
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27
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Okay, okay, you can have the car tonight! |
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28
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I wish she'd stop falling asleep in front of the T.V.! |
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36
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Wait till they find out I'm the new baby sitter! |
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37
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Who says I'm too young to shave? |
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43
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Ho hum ... must have overslept! |
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44
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Can you spare $50 for a face-lift? |
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45
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Ring around the collar! Ring around the collar! |
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46
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Yoo-hoo ... Ice Cream Man! |
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47
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I'm sure my ball rolled under this car! |
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48
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Boy, they've sure got some ugly girls in this neighborhood! |
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49
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Will someone turn the thermostat down? |
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50
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My sinuses have been acting up again! |
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51
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If you want anything, just scream! |
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52
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Come on in! The water's fine! |
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53
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I can't understand why girls don't like me! |
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54
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What do you mean I'm not your type, Susan? |
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57
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The doctor says it's poison ivy! |
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59
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Chocolates just ruin my complexion! |
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61
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Wait till I get my hands on that travel agent! |
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63
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But Dear.. There must be an easier way to hang a picture! |
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Taxi! |
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65
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She's gonna have to join Weight-Watchers |
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66
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Good Heavens ... dishpan hands? |
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67
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"I Love You Tru-ly" |
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68
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Look Albert ... A hamburger stand! |
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69
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But we're supposed to pick you up! |
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70
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An' a one an' a two... |
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71
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Who threw that mudball? |
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72
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Burp! Excuse Me! |
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73
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Wait'll I get my hands on that hair styler! |
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74
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Just where does your tummy hurt, Junior? |
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75
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You oughtta see the other guy! |
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76
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I've heard of hangovers, but this is ridiculous! |
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77
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No thanks --- I quit smoking a year ago! |
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78
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Try it -- You'll like it! |
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79
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But I don't want to dance anymore! |
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80
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Okay... Who put starch in my pants again? |
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81
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Maybe we are rushing things, Frankie! |
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82
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Mary, we're out of toilet paper again! |
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83
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I told you not to go out without a hat! |
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The contract says I get top billing! |
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85
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C'mon Irving ... Just one more for the road! |
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86
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You forgot your oil can again, Dear! |
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87
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These vitamins really work! |
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88
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Gosh, I'll never find that fuse box! |
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89
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Hey, Charlie... Time to get up! |
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90
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And for my next shadow picture |
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This exercise is killing me! |
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92
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Do you have dishpan hands? |
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93
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Gee... I hope she's housebroken! |
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94
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Try to give me the brush-off, eh? |
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95
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"Me ... and My Shad-dow" |
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Congratulations, Larry,... She's a great little gal! |
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Isn't there an easier way to remove a mole? |
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98
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Aw, c'mon Frankie, you always get to bat first! |
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99
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But I gave at the office! |
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100
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Remember... Only you can prevent forest fires! |
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101
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Man, that's coffee! |
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102
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Well, I'll be a Mummy's uncle! |
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103
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Horror comics sure have some scary characters! |
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104
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Fools! You're singing off-key again! |
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105
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Aw c'mon... Tell me one more bedtime story! |
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106
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What's the matter? Haven't you seen a canary before? |
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107
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I won't dance with you and that's final! |
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108
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Does this mean we're engaged? |
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Brand 'A' gives faster relief than the other leading brand! |
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110
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How do you like my new charm bracelet? |
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111
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But you knew I snored before you married me! |
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112
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Smile!... You're on Candid Camera! |
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113
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I've had it with those piano lessons! |
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114
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You've been in the water so long you'r skin's wrinkled! |
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115
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Quick, Honey, get the Raid! |
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116
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These old horror movies sure are ridiculous! |
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117
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How long does it take till this nail polish dries? |
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118
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I gotta lay off those sweets! |
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119
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Who put all that pepper on my eggs? |
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120
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Honey, I have an axe to grind with you! |
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121
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Don't take too much off the top, Dear! |
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122
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Wait till I find the guy who sold me that hair restorer! |
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123
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But Judge -- I was only doing thirty! |
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124
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Agnes, I warned you about those diet pills! |
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125
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I've heard of close shaves but this is ridiculous! |
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126
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I'll be done cutting your hair in a moment! |
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127
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Wanna neck? |
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128
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Maybe it's my breath! |
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