1960 L.M. Becker Elephant Jokes

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1960 L.M. Becker Elephant Jokes

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1		How do you make an elephant float?		Check Pricing
2		Why do elephants have flat feet?		Check Pricing
3		Why di elephants walk sideways through the grass?		Check Pricing
4		Why do elephants have tusks?		Check Pricing
5		Why can't an elephant ride a tricycle?		Check Pricing
6		Why do elephants have wrinkles on their ankles?		Check Pricing
7		What did the elephant say to the bluebird?		Check Pricing
8		How can you tell if there is an elephant in the bathtub with you?		Check Pricing
9		How do elephants get into trees?		Check Pricing
10		Why do elephants wear sneakers?		Check Pricing
11		How do you make a statue of an elephant?		Check Pricing
12		How do you get 6 elephants in a Volkswagen?		Check Pricing
13		Why don't elephants play basketball?		Check Pricing
14		How do you know if you have an elephant in the refrigerator?		Check Pricing
15		Why are elephants gray?		Check Pricing
16		What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?		Check Pricing
17		What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming?		Check Pricing
18		How is an elephant like a Volkswagen?		Check Pricing
19		How do you stop a charging elephant?		Check Pricing
20		What is the difference between an elephant and an orange?		Check Pricing
21		Why doesn't an elephant drink whiskey?		Check Pricing
22		Why doesn't an elephant have a glove compartment?		Check Pricing
23		Why did the elephant wear pink tennis shoes?		Check Pricing
24		Why don't elephants fly?		Check Pricing
25		How do you know if you have an elephant in your oven?		Check Pricing
26		How do you raise a baby elephant?		Check Pricing
27		Why do elephants swim on their backs?		Check Pricing
28		Why do elephants have wrinkles in their knees?		Check Pricing
29		Why do elephants wear green socks?		Check Pricing
30		How can you tell when there are three elephants in the bathtub with you?		Check Pricing
31		Why did the elephant make friends with the owl and the goat?		Check Pricing
32		Why are an elephant's toes split?		Check Pricing
33		How do you get down from a elephant?		Check Pricing
34		Why did the elephant change his socks?		Check Pricing
35		What do elephants do with old Volkswagens?		Check Pricing
36		What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?		Check Pricing
37		Why do ducks have webbed feed? To stamp out forest fires. Why do elephants have flat feed?		Check Pricing
38		Why didn't the elephant have any pajamas?		Check Pricing
39		What did the 500 pound canary say to the elephant?		Check Pricing
40		What did the worm say when he got under the elephant's foot?		Check Pricing
41		Who started the elephant jokes?		Check Pricing
42		Why don't elephants wear bow ties?		Check Pricing
43		Why didn't the elephant go water skiing?		Check Pricing
44		Why does an elephant eat peanuts?		Check Pricing
45		Why do elephants have big ears?		Check Pricing
46		What's the best way to catch an elephant?		Check Pricing
47		Why do elephants have white tusks?		Check Pricing
48		How do you tell an elephant from a dozen eggs?		Check Pricing
49		Why do elephants have a trunk?		Check Pricing
50		What did the elephant say to the cannibal?		Check Pricing