Haha!!

http://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/158395/cid/10219797?PageIndex=1

This one is perfect for this list.

These are pretty hilarious! I actually have both of the Frank Thomas cards and never really thought about that.

I have the "no belt" version of the Marion card, but seeing a bigger picture of #7 does make it look naughty.

Regarding the '64 Sadecki, that pic was taken at Connie Mack Stadium.  I'm almost certain that the sign on the left was for General Copper & Brass of Collingdale, PA (no longer exists).  The sign on the right was for MAB Paints (bought out by Sherwin-Williams in 2007).