General Forum

The recent forum discussions here on TCDB regarding the post office have been interesting, and sometimes humorous. Ultimately, I think many of us can agree that at one extreme the USPS is phenomenal, at the other extreme it's abysmal, and most of the time it's just fine and we don't even really notice how long it takes to send or receive mail.

But it got me thinking: What if we could create our own mail delivery company just for card collectors?

What would the company be called?
What would we use for delivery vehicles? Souped-up bullpen carts?
What would the employee uniform be? Baseball jerseys in the summer, hockey sweaters in the winter?
What about envelopes? Maybe something with built-in cardboard?

Share your ideas below.

You could be assured they won't try to bend your envelope that is stamped DO NOT BEND! 
 

I am thinking it would be like ESPN headquarters with mascots and athletes roaming the halls.

Ah yes. And they won't keep delivering my packages and envelopes from trades three streets over, to an address that shares exactly NO numbers with mine.

The package sorter would, most definitely, be a levitation machine to provide your package with a contactless sorting experience.  This said machine would also be engineered to vaporize scotch tape and sprinkle painters tape dust that absorbs all of the residue for mess-free adhesive removal.   Back to the workshop...patent pending