1959 Topps You'll Die Laughing

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1.	#28	-- and no hitting below the belt.
2.	#25	...and the Earth people are strange creatures with only one head!
3.	#47	And wait till you see the view around the bend, dear.
4.	#4	Boy when I get a headache it's a beaut!
5.	#9	Boy, They sure got ugly girls in this neighborhood!
6.	#29	But Daddy, you always said two heads are better than one.
7.	#52	Can I borrow a cup of poison?
8.	#64	C'mon Charlie, you can't fool me with that silly disguise.
9.	#54	Darn few arguments when Smedly umpires a game.
10.	#33	Dear, I have a surprise for you.
11.	#41	Did you say there was somebody on the phone, dear?
12.	#56	Do you believe in Humans?
13.	#6	Doc, can I stop taking these reducing pills?
14.	#30	Doc, I have terrible nightmares, I dream about Human Beings -
15.	#7	Doc, Those hair growing pills sure worked!
16.	#49	Doc, you got to do something, everytime I smile I bite my nose!
17.	#11	Earth monsters! Full speed back to Mars.
18.	#21	Gulp! I don't know if I have blue suede shoes in your size.
19.	#65	Hey, Hey! Wait till they find out I'm the new baby sitter.
20.	#55	How are your silly 'Invisible Man' experiments going, Henshaw?
21.	#63	I can't understand why girls don't like me!!
22.	#1	I Just came back from the beauty parlor, can't you tell?
23.	#34	I said you could beat up his Dad!
24.	#17	I told you time and time again smoking will stunt your growth.
25.	#58	I told you we dug too deep!
26.	#44	I took 6 lessons. How come I ain't popular yet?
27.	#2	I'd like a pair of eye glasses please!
28.	#3	I'd like to buy a monster mask!
29.	#51	If you want anything -- scream.
30.	#60	It's going to rain, I can feel it in my bones.
31.	#18	I've got just the gift for the man who has everything.
32.	#31	I've got power steering, too.
33.	#15	Just one drink and I start seeing the strangest things.
34.	#19	Let's tell scary stories.
35.	#36	Look Ma, no cavities.
36.	#38	Lovely night, isn't it?
37.	#5	Ma, did you call for a baby sitter?
38.	#40	Mr. Drustrum is in charge of weird stories.
39.	#20	no caption
40.	#13	Our next speaker is an expert on plant life!
41.	#50	Pay no attention to him, dear.
42.	#46	So I said to the witch doctor 'I dare you to shrink my head -'
43.	#37	So there's a fly in your room, so what?
44.	#10	So you really think you've re-discovered the Jejyll and Hyde formula, eh, Twombley?
45.	#26	Start with the ankles.
46.	#42	Sure makes you look ugly!
47.	#43	That department store - They're always sending me the wrong thing.
48.	#22	That's right. Open nice and wide.
49.	#61	There will be a slight additional charge, sir!
50.	#66	This photographer does beautiful work.
51.	#45	Those missionaries did a good job here.
52.	#24	Trick or Treat lady?
53.	#62	Tsk, Tsk, How silly can TV get?
54.	#32	Two pairs, please!
55.	#48	Waddaya mean, it's bad luck to walk under a ladder?
56.	#16	Wait till I try this on the next customer!
57.	#35	Watch the Birdie!
58.	#39	What did you find in your prize package?
59.	#14	What do you mean, Shirley, I'm not your type?
60.	#8	What d'ya mean, there are no man-eating plants in Bongo land?
61.	#12	What happened? You're white as a sheet?
62.	#27	What have you got in a bred perfume that smells like blood?
63.	#53	Who put pepper in my bubble gum?
64.	#57	Would you wrap it as a gift, please!!
65.	#59	You will soon meet a tall dark man.
66.	#23	Your whole family will enjoy this picture.

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