1959 Topps You'll Die Laughing

Total Cards: 66

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1959 Topps You'll Die Laughing

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1		I Just came back from the beauty parlor, can't you tell?		$2.63
2		I'd like a pair of eye glasses please!		$9.99
3		I'd like to buy a monster mask!		$1.25
4		Boy when I get a headache it's a beaut!		$1.50
5		Ma, did you call for a baby sitter?		Check Pricing
6		Doc, can I stop taking these reducing pills?		$1.00
7		Doc, Those hair growing pills sure worked!		$2.25
8		What d'ya mean, there are no man-eating plants in Bongo land?		$2.00
9		Boy, They sure got ugly girls in this neighborhood!		Check Pricing
10		So you really think you've re-discovered the Jejyll and Hyde formula, eh, Twombley?		Check Pricing
11		Earth monsters! Full speed back to Mars.		Check Pricing
12		What happened? You're white as a sheet?		Check Pricing
13		Our next speaker is an expert on plant life!		$3.00
14		What do you mean, Shirley, I'm not your type?		Check Pricing
15		Just one drink and I start seeing the strangest things.		$2.00
16		Wait till I try this on the next customer!		Check Pricing
17		I told you time and time again smoking will stunt your growth.		Check Pricing
18		I've got just the gift for the man who has everything.		Check Pricing
19		Let's tell scary stories.		$2.25
20		no caption		Check Pricing
21		Gulp! I don't know if I have blue suede shoes in your size.		Check Pricing
22		That's right. Open nice and wide.		Check Pricing
23		Your whole family will enjoy this picture.		Check Pricing
24		Trick or Treat lady?		Check Pricing
25		...and the Earth people are strange creatures with only one head!		$2.25
26		Start with the ankles.		$1.38
27		What have you got in a bred perfume that smells like blood?		Check Pricing
28		-- and no hitting below the belt.		$2.38
29		But Daddy, you always said two heads are better than one.		$2.00
30		Doc, I have terrible nightmares, I dream about Human Beings -		$1.63
31		I've got power steering, too.		$2.00
32		Two pairs, please!		$1.63
33		Dear, I have a surprise for you.		Check Pricing
34		I said you could beat up his Dad!		Check Pricing
35		Watch the Birdie!		$1.50
36		Look Ma, no cavities.		$1.63
37		So there's a fly in your room, so what?		$1.63
38		Lovely night, isn't it?		Check Pricing
39		What did you find in your prize package?		$1.50
40		Mr. Drustrum is in charge of weird stories.		$2.38
41		Did you say there was somebody on the phone, dear?		$1.75
42		Sure makes you look ugly!		Check Pricing
43		That department store - They're always sending me the wrong thing.		Check Pricing
44		I took 6 lessons. How come I ain't popular yet?		$1.50
45		Those missionaries did a good job here.		$3.00
46		So I said to the witch doctor 'I dare you to shrink my head -'		$2.25
47		And wait till you see the view around the bend, dear.		Check Pricing
48		Waddaya mean, it's bad luck to walk under a ladder?		$2.50
49		Doc, you got to do something, everytime I smile I bite my nose!		$1.50
50		Pay no attention to him, dear.		$1.50
51		If you want anything -- scream.		$1.75
52		Can I borrow a cup of poison?		Check Pricing
53		Who put pepper in my bubble gum?		$3.00
54		Darn few arguments when Smedly umpires a game.		$2.50
55		How are your silly 'Invisible Man' experiments going, Henshaw?		Check Pricing
56		Do you believe in Humans?		$3.13
57		Would you wrap it as a gift, please!!		Check Pricing
58		I told you we dug too deep!		$2.25
59		You will soon meet a tall dark man.		$2.00
60		It's going to rain, I can feel it in my bones.		$2.75
61		There will be a slight additional charge, sir!		$1.50
62		Tsk, Tsk, How silly can TV get?		$3.00
63		I can't understand why girls don't like me!!		$1.38
64		C'mon Charlie, you can't fool me with that silly disguise.		Check Pricing
65		Hey, Hey! Wait till they find out I'm the new baby sitter.		$3.00
66		This photographer does beautiful work.		$3.00