Funniest Names in Sports Historyby Alomar_Collector - 115 cards (Last updated on Mar 2, 2024) |
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Some hockey players: Kyle "Cum is key" Cumiskey https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/14317/Kyle-Cumiskey Sam Steel https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/101077/Sam-Steel Tony Twist https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/16874/Tony-Twist Johnny Oduya https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/16008/Johnny-Oduya Rob Klinkhammer https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/37837/Rob-Klinkhammer Wacey Rabbit https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/32479/Wacey-Rabbit Dick Duff https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/14450/Dick-Duff Griffen Outhouse https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/158041/Griffen-Outhouse Dalton Thrower https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/144068/Dalton-Thrower Robin Big Snake https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/145796/Robin-Big-Snake Pokey Reddick https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/16277/Pokey-Reddick Jett Woo https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/169907/Jett-Woo Bruce Shoebottom https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/16537/Bruce-Shoebottom Miroslav Satan https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/16430/Miroslav-Satan Dit Clapper https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/14208/Dit-Clapper Grant Clitsome https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/36397/Grant-Clitsome Red Green https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/53801/Red-Green Garth Butcher https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/14098/Garth-Butcher Dick Gamble https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/14665/Dick-Gamble | ||
SharksAttack... HAHAHAHHAHA ... Those are great! I'm adding them for sure. | ||
Some Canadian Football League guys: Bear Woods - With a bonus of being a white dude with dreads, and he simply signs his autographs 'BEAR'/ T-Dre Player - Sounds like you named your created Madden guy 'T-Dre', but forgot to give him a last name so he just got the generic one. Pat Woodcock - Immaturity!
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You forgot the most important one: Dick Pole. https://www.tradingcarddb.com/Person.cfm/pid/4688/Dick-Pole | ||
Mkb... yeah. That's true. I'll add ol' Dick | ||
Got a few for you. 1990 ProCards Scott Pitcher. He is a pitcher. https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60190/cid/3529817?PageIndex=8 1987 Topps Rich Yett. https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/117/cid/35385/1987-Topps-134-Rich-Yett 1990 ProCards Brian Bark. It sounds more like a command than a name. https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60190/cid/3530082?PageIndex=8 1990 ProCards Michael Place. https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60190/cid/3530087?PageIndex=8 1990 ProCards Adam Hyzdu. It is like they just put random letters in it. https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60190/cid/3530121?PageIndex=8 1990 ProCards Brian Dare. https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60190/cid/3530222?PageIndex=8 1990 ProCards Humberto Saa https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60190/cid/3530273?PageIndex=8 1990 ProCards Kirk Dressendorfer https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60190/cid/3530404?PageIndex=8 1990 ProCards Mike Muhlethaler https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60190/cid/3530427?PageIndex=8 1991 ProCards Bill Ostermeyer. Sounds like Oscar Mayer. https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60197/cid/3530851?PageIndex=1 1991 ProCards Mike Butcher. Hopefully he does not butcher his pitches. https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60197/cid/3531173?PageIndex=1 1991 ProCards Steve King. So this is what he does when he is not writing books. https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60197/cid/3531178?PageIndex=1 1991 ProCards Scott Service. https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60197/cid/3531207?PageIndex=1 1991 ProCards Razor Shines. https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60197/cid/3531217?PageIndex=1 1991 ProCards Steve Hecht https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60197/cid/3531220?PageIndex=1 1991 ProCards Dan Kite https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60197/cid/3531229?PageIndex=1 1991 ProCards Gary Painter https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60197/cid/3531232?PageIndex=1 1991 ProCards Silverio Santa Maria https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60197/cid/3531235?PageIndex=1 1991 ProCards Blas Minor. Playing in the minor leagues. https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60197/cid/3531284?PageIndex=1 1991 ProCards B
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I was expecting to see some football players: Louis Lipps "sinks sbips" Amani "it is not a" Toomer. Gotta pronounce it like Arnold! Akili "you" Smith Thank Jeff Dunham's Achmed for that. Bill Pickel Brent Fullwood as opposed to partial wood. Chansi Stuckey Clay Harbor Darren "come one"' Comeaux Deon "go" Figures Jeremy "if you" Sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seetie. Kirk Lowdermilk as opposed to quieter milk. Luis Cristobal can read fortunes. Jerry Rice a roni, San Francisco's treat!
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C'mon, the first guy I thought of was kicker Happy Feller. | ||
Johnny Dickshot Pork Chop Pough https://www.tcdb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/65815/cid/4350697/1992-Upper-Deck-Minors-199-Clyde-Pough Motor-Boat Jones https://www.tcdb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/10411/cid/459329/1994-Upper-Deck-Minors-29-Motor-Boat-Jones Chris Homer
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Fido Purpur Pavol "Nice to" Demitra https://www.tcdb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/5778/cid/1158831/2006-07-Fleer-95-Pavol-Demitra World B. Free https://www.tcdb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/2067/cid/618505/1986-87-Fleer-35-World-B.-Free
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I actually traded for a Clutterbuck card because the name amused me. | ||
This is a good list
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I recently picked up minor league baseball cards of Boo Champagne, Buddy Buzzard, and Perry Berry. | ||
Kevin Mmahat. My favorite growing up.
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Who names their kid Fat 😂 He must have been bullied so much as a kid. | ||
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Haha. That's a good one . Beaver Dragon. I'll add that to the list for sure. Thanks! | ||
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@C2Cigars Haha .. "you fart" and Mendick are awesome 👍 I'm adding them both! Thanks! | ||
No Rusty Kuntz yet? There's Henry Henry, Yes same first and last name | ||
@Reb0nita .. Kuntz! How could I forget good ol' Rusty! 😂🤣 I can't believe I didn't add him already. Thanks! And Henry Henry is a pretty funny one too. I had never heard of him before, until now. I've added both your suggestions. Thanks again! | ||
Let me introduce you to Tony Armas, the only player in major league history with 4 body parts in his name. toe-knee arm-ass. https://www.tcdb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/25528/cid/490465/1984-Topps-Nestle-105-Tony-Armas
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Marvel Wynne - 2 towns in Arkansas https://www.tcdb.com/Images/Cards/Baseball/95/95-508Fr.jpg Irini Slutskaya https://www.tcdb.com/Images/Large/Multi-Sport/74006/74006-5321464Fr.jpg Bob Walk - pitcher https://www.tcdb.com/Images/Large/Baseball/89/89-24444RepFr.jpg Clyde Barfoot https://www.tcdb.com/Images/Large/Baseball/146256/146256-9481327Fr.jpg Creepy Crespi https://www.tcdb.com/Images/Large/Baseball/100685/100685-7070343RepFr.jpg |
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