Funniest Names in Sports History

by Alomar_Collector - 115 cards (Last updated on Mar 2, 2024)


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Jan 7, 2020 - 1:59AM
SharksAttack
Jan 7, 2020 - 9:36PM
Alomar_Collector

SharksAttack... HAHAHAHHAHA ... Those are great! I'm adding them for sure.

Jan 14, 2020 - 10:21AM
buckstorecards

Some Canadian Football League guys:

Bear Woods - With a bonus of being a white dude with dreads, and he simply signs his autographs 'BEAR'/

T-Dre Player - Sounds like you named your created Madden guy 'T-Dre', but forgot to give him a last name so he just got the generic one.

Pat Woodcock - Immaturity!


Edited on: Jan 17, 2020 - 7:04PM

Jan 16, 2020 - 1:56PM
mkb

You forgot the most important one: Dick Pole. https://www.tradingcarddb.com/Person.cfm/pid/4688/Dick-Pole

Jan 19, 2020 - 3:36AM
Alomar_Collector

Mkb... yeah. That's true. I'll add ol' Dick

Jan 22, 2020 - 3:25PM
ckrakowski

Got a few for you.

1990 ProCards Scott Pitcher. He is a pitcher.

https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60190/cid/3529817?PageIndex=8

1987 Topps Rich Yett.

https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/117/cid/35385/1987-Topps-134-Rich-Yett 

1990 ProCards Brian Bark. It sounds more like a command than a name.

https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60190/cid/3530082?PageIndex=8

1990 ProCards Michael Place.

https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60190/cid/3530087?PageIndex=8

1990 ProCards Adam Hyzdu. It is like they just put random letters in it.

https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60190/cid/3530121?PageIndex=8

1990 ProCards Brian Dare.

https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60190/cid/3530222?PageIndex=8

1990 ProCards Humberto Saa

https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60190/cid/3530273?PageIndex=8

1990 ProCards Kirk Dressendorfer

https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60190/cid/3530404?PageIndex=8

1990 ProCards Mike Muhlethaler

https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60190/cid/3530427?PageIndex=8 

1991 ProCards Bill Ostermeyer. Sounds like Oscar Mayer.

https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60197/cid/3530851?PageIndex=1

1991 ProCards Mike Butcher. Hopefully he does not butcher his pitches.

https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60197/cid/3531173?PageIndex=1

1991 ProCards Steve King. So this is what he does when he is not writing books.

https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60197/cid/3531178?PageIndex=1

1991 ProCards Scott Service.

https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60197/cid/3531207?PageIndex=1

1991 ProCards Razor Shines.

https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60197/cid/3531217?PageIndex=1

1991 ProCards Steve Hecht

https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60197/cid/3531220?PageIndex=1

1991 ProCards Dan Kite

https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60197/cid/3531229?PageIndex=1

1991 ProCards Gary Painter

https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60197/cid/3531232?PageIndex=1

1991 ProCards Silverio Santa Maria

https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60197/cid/3531235?PageIndex=1

1991 ProCards Blas Minor. Playing in the minor leagues.

https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60197/cid/3531284?PageIndex=1

1991 ProCards B


Edited on: Jan 22, 2020 - 4:56PM

Feb 24, 2020 - 4:28AM
Xanadude

I was expecting to see some football players:

Louis Lipps "sinks sbips"

Amani "it is not a" Toomer. Gotta pronounce it like Arnold!

Akili "you" Smith Thank Jeff Dunham's Achmed for that.

Bill Pickel

Brent Fullwood as opposed to partial wood.

Chansi Stuckey

Clay Harbor

Darren "come one"' Comeaux

Deon "go" Figures

Jeremy "if you" Sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seetie.

Kirk Lowdermilk as opposed to quieter milk.

Luis Cristobal can read fortunes.

Jerry Rice a roni, San Francisco's treat!

 

Jun 10, 2020 - 9:45PM
WesleyFrye
Jul 14, 2020 - 5:50AM
theFalcon

C'mon, the first guy I thought of was kicker Happy Feller.

Jul 17, 2020 - 12:59AM
Mike67
Sep 18, 2020 - 10:59PM
jmnovff
Sep 26, 2020 - 12:07PM
jmnovff
Dec 31, 2020 - 10:44PM
thecish

I actually traded for a Clutterbuck card because the name amused me.

Jan 8, 2021 - 11:05AM
mkb

This is a good list


Edited on: Mar 29, 2021 - 9:50AM

Feb 5, 2021 - 5:42PM
crashdavis28
Feb 11, 2021 - 8:12PM
PapyB
Feb 22, 2021 - 5:07PM
fedoratipper
Mar 27, 2021 - 1:12PM
jeffd1967
Jul 25, 2021 - 12:26PM
JBozovsky

I recently picked up minor league baseball cards of Boo Champagne, Buddy Buzzard, and Perry Berry.

Jan 9, 2022 - 4:31PM
BigBoyOnWheels

Kevin Mmahat.

My favorite growing up.

 

Feb 9, 2023 - 7:13PM
jdogg1228

Who names their kid Fat 😂

He must have been bullied so much as a kid.

Nov 14, 2023 - 7:12AM
buckstorecards
Nov 15, 2023 - 9:12PM
Alomar_Collector

Haha. That's a good one .  Beaver Dragon. I'll add that to the list for sure. Thanks!

Nov 20, 2023 - 2:00PM
C2Cigars

For your consideration:

Roberto Ufarte

Danny Mendick; the way he's holding the bat just adds to it

Nov 20, 2023 - 10:56PM
Alomar_Collector

@C2Cigars Haha .. "you fart" and Mendick are awesome 👍 I'm adding them both! Thanks!

Nov 21, 2023 - 12:46AM
RebOnita
Nov 21, 2023 - 3:34AM
Alomar_Collector

@Reb0nita .. Kuntz! How could I forget good ol' Rusty! 😂🤣 I can't believe I didn't add him already. Thanks! And Henry Henry is a pretty funny one too. I had never heard of him before, until now. I've added both your suggestions. Thanks again!

Jan 5, 2024 - 7:42PM
Derek McDonough

Let me introduce you to Tony Armas, the only player in major league history with 4 body parts in his name. toe-knee arm-ass.

https://www.tcdb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/25528/cid/490465/1984-Topps-Nestle-105-Tony-Armas


Edited on: Jan 5, 2024 - 7:44PM

Jan 15, 2024 - 1:22PM
dayray


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