Funniest Names in Sports History

by Alomar_Collector - 101 cards (Last updated on Feb 9, 2023)

All hilarious names of baseballers, hoopsters, footballer, etc. throughout history.

1. 1987 ProCards #4 Greg Legg

Greg "the peg" Legg

1988 ProCards #13 Bean Stringfellow Front

2. 1988 ProCards #13 Bean Stringfellow

After looking at this guy's name, I've come to the conclusion that we could legitimately call him String Bean.

1988-89 Kentucky's Finest Collegiate Collection #58 Dale Barnstable Front

3. 1988-89 Kentucky's Finest Collegiate Collection #58 Dale Barnstable

You KNOW he got bullied as a kid with a last name like that!

1987 ProCards #234 Bryan Clutterbuck Front

4. 1987 ProCards #234 Bryan Clutterbuck

Everything's all cluttered up..

5. 1987 ProCards #273 Steve Gokey

You do the Gokey Pokey and you turn yourself around... that's what it's all about! Ya DOOOO the "Gooooookey Pokey"!

6. 1987 ProCards #306 Roger Zottneck

Roger, I think you got a big zit on your neck!

7. 1966 Topps #45 Jim Gentile

He's not a Jew, he's a Gentile.

2002 Merlin's F.A. Premier League #328 Dean Windass Front

8. 2002 Merlin's F.A. Premier League #328 Dean Windass

Wind dat ass up!

2017 Panini Unparalleled #17 Richie Incognito Front

9. 2017 Panini Unparalleled #17 Richie Incognito

As big as he is, there's no way possible he could be Incognito!

2001 Fleer Platinum #591 Stubby Clapp Front

10. 2001 Fleer Platinum #591 Stubby Clapp

Hey Stubby! I heard you got the Clapp!

Comments

Jan 7, 2020 - 1:59AM
SharksAttack

Some hockey players:

Kyle "Cum is key" Cumiskey https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/14317/Kyle-Cumiskey

Sam Steel https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/101077/Sam-Steel

Tony Twist https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/16874/Tony-Twist

Johnny Oduya https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/16008/Johnny-Oduya

Rob Klinkhammer https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/37837/Rob-Klinkhammer

Wacey Rabbit https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/32479/Wacey-Rabbit

Dick Duff https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/14450/Dick-Duff

Griffen Outhouse https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/158041/Griffen-Outhouse

Dalton Thrower https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/144068/Dalton-Thrower

Robin Big Snake https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/145796/Robin-Big-Snake

Pokey Reddick https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/16277/Pokey-Reddick

Jett Woo https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/169907/Jett-Woo

Bruce Shoebottom https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/16537/Bruce-Shoebottom

Miroslav Satan https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/16430/Miroslav-Satan

Dit Clapper https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/14208/Dit-Clapper

Grant Clitsome https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/36397/Grant-Clitsome

Red Green https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/53801/Red-Green

Garth Butcher https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/14098/Garth-Butcher

Dick Gamble https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/14665/Dick-Gamble

Jan 7, 2020 - 9:36PM
Alomar_Collector

SharksAttack... HAHAHAHHAHA ... Those are great! I'm adding them for sure.

Jan 14, 2020 - 10:21AM
buckstorecards

Some Canadian Football League guys:

Bear Woods - With a bonus of being a white dude with dreads, and he simply signs his autographs 'BEAR'/

T-Dre Player - Sounds like you named your created Madden guy 'T-Dre', but forgot to give him a last name so he just got the generic one.

Pat Woodcock - Immaturity!

Edited on: Jan 17, 2020 - 7:04PM

Jan 16, 2020 - 1:56PM
mkb

You forgot the most important one: Dick Pole. https://www.tradingcarddb.com/Person.cfm/pid/4688/Dick-Pole

Jan 19, 2020 - 3:36AM
Alomar_Collector

Mkb... yeah. That's true. I'll add ol' Dick

Jan 22, 2020 - 3:25PM
ckrakowski

Got a few for you.

1990 ProCards Scott Pitcher. He is a pitcher.

https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60190/cid/3529817?PageIndex=8

1987 Topps Rich Yett.

https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/117/cid/35385/1987-Topps-134-Rich-Yett

1990 ProCards Brian Bark. It sounds more like a command than a name.

https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60190/cid/3530082?PageIndex=8

1990 ProCards Michael Place.

https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60190/cid/3530087?PageIndex=8

1990 ProCards Adam Hyzdu. It is like they just put random letters in it.

https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60190/cid/3530121?PageIndex=8

1990 ProCards Brian Dare.

https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60190/cid/3530222?PageIndex=8

1990 ProCards Humberto Saa

https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60190/cid/3530273?PageIndex=8

1990 ProCards Kirk Dressendorfer

https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60190/cid/3530404?PageIndex=8

1990 ProCards Mike Muhlethaler

https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60190/cid/3530427?PageIndex=8

1991 ProCards Bill Ostermeyer. Sounds like Oscar Mayer.

https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60197/cid/3530851?PageIndex=1

1991 ProCards Mike Butcher. Hopefully he does not butcher his pitches.

https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60197/cid/3531173?PageIndex=1

1991 ProCards Steve King. So this is what he does when he is not writing books.

https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60197/cid/3531178?PageIndex=1

1991 ProCards Scott Service.

https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60197/cid/3531207?PageIndex=1

1991 ProCards Razor Shines.

https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60197/cid/3531217?PageIndex=1

1991 ProCards Steve Hecht

https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60197/cid/3531220?PageIndex=1

1991 ProCards Dan Kite

https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60197/cid/3531229?PageIndex=1

1991 ProCards Gary Painter

https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60197/cid/3531232?PageIndex=1

1991 ProCards Silverio Santa Maria

https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60197/cid/3531235?PageIndex=1

1991 ProCards Blas Minor. Playing in the minor leagues.

https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60197/cid/3531284?PageIndex=1

1991 ProCards B

Edited on: Jan 22, 2020 - 4:56PM

Feb 24, 2020 - 4:28AM
Xanadude

I was expecting to see some football players:

Louis Lipps "sinks sbips"

Amani "it is not a" Toomer. Gotta pronounce it like Arnold!

Akili "you" Smith Thank Jeff Dunham's Achmed for that.

Bill Pickel

Brent Fullwood as opposed to partial wood.

Chansi Stuckey

Clay Harbor

Darren "come one"' Comeaux

Deon "go" Figures

Jeremy "if you" Sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seetie.

Kirk Lowdermilk as opposed to quieter milk.

Luis Cristobal can read fortunes.

Jerry Rice a roni, San Francisco's treat!

Jun 10, 2020 - 9:45PM
WesleyFrye

Pete LaCock https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/3255/Pete-LaCock

Jul 14, 2020 - 5:50AM
theFalcon

C'mon, the first guy I thought of was kicker Happy Feller.

Jul 17, 2020 - 12:59AM
Mike67

Johnny Dickshot

https://www.tcdb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/58092/cid/3057665/1994-Conlon-Collection-TSN-1286-Johnny-Dickshot

Pork Chop Pough

https://www.tcdb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/65815/cid/4350697/1992-Upper-Deck-Minors-199-Clyde-Pough

Motor-Boat Jones

https://www.tcdb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/10411/cid/459329/1994-Upper-Deck-Minors-29-Motor-Boat-Jones

Chris Homer

https://www.tcdb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/159368/cid/10252670/2009-Rogers-Winnipeg-Goldeyes-NNO-Chris-Homer

Sep 18, 2020 - 10:59PM
jmnovff

Fido Purpur

https://www.tcdb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/102994/cid/7182345/1934-43-Bee-Hive-Hockey-Photos-(Group-1)-NNO-Fido-Purpur

Pavol "Nice to" Demitra

https://www.tcdb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/5778/cid/1158831/2006-07-Fleer-95-Pavol-Demitra

World B. Free

https://www.tcdb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/2067/cid/618505/1986-87-Fleer-35-World-B.-Free

Sep 26, 2020 - 12:07PM
jmnovff

Fair Hooker

https://www.tcdb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/3224/cid/811009/1973-Topps-429-Fair-Hooker

Dec 31, 2020 - 10:44PM
thecish

I actually traded for a Clutterbuck card because the name amused me.

Jan 8, 2021 - 11:05AM
mkb

This is a good list

Edited on: Mar 29, 2021 - 9:50AM

Feb 5, 2021 - 5:42PM
crashdavis28

heres one

https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/4479/Chan-Ho-Park

Feb 11, 2021 - 8:12PM
PapyB

father and son pitching duo...

https://www.tcdb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/1372/cid/242164/2000-Bowman-Chrome-374-Jeff-Heaverlo

https://www.tcdb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/84/cid/39209/1981-Fleer-594-Dave-Heaverlo

Feb 22, 2021 - 5:07PM
fedoratipper

https://www.tcdb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/158395/cid/10219797/1997-Calbee-J-League-135-Argelico-Fucks

Mar 27, 2021 - 1:12PM
jeffd1967

https://www.tcdb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/107126/cid/7391018/1977-TCMA-1939-40-Cincinnati-Reds-13-Peaches-Davis

https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/573/Boof-Bonser

Jul 25, 2021 - 12:26PM
JBozovsky

I recently picked up minor league baseball cards of Boo Champagne, Buddy Buzzard, and Perry Berry.

Jan 9, 2022 - 4:31PM
BigBoyOnWheels

Kevin Mmahat.

My favorite growing up.

Feb 9, 2023 - 7:13PM
jdogg1228

Who names their kid Fat 😂

He must have been bullied so much as a kid.

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