Funniest Names in Sports History

by Alomar_Collector - 47 cards (Last updated on Jan 13, 2020)

1. 1987 ProCards #4 Greg Legg

Greg "the peg" Legg

2. 1988 ProCards #13 Bean Stringfellow

After looking at this guy's name, I've come to the conclusion that we could legitimately call him String Bean.

3. 1988-89 Kentucky's Finest Collegiate Collection #58 Dale Barnstable

You KNOW he got bullied as a kid with a last name like that!

5. 1987 ProCards #273 Steve Gokey

You do the Gokey Pokey and you turn yourself around... that's what it's all about! Ya DOOOO the "Gooooookey Pokey"!

6. 1987 ProCards #306 Roger Zottneck

Roger, I think you got a big zit on your neck!

7. 1966 Topps #45 Jim Gentile

He's not a Jew, he's a Gentile.

9. 2017 Panini Unparalleled #17 Richie Incognito

As big as he is, there's no possible way he could be Incognito!

10. 2001 Fleer Platinum #591 Stubby Clapp

Hey Stubby! I heard you got the Clapp!



Jan 7, 2020 - 1:59AM

Some hockey players:

Kyle "Cum is key" Cumiskey

Sam Steel

Tony Twist

Johnny Oduya

Rob Klinkhammer

Wacey Rabbit

Dick Duff

Griffen Outhouse

Dalton Thrower

Robin Big Snake

Pokey Reddick

Jett Woo

Bruce Shoebottom

Miroslav Satan

Dit Clapper

Grant Clitsome

Red Green

Garth Butcher

Dick Gamble

Jan 7, 2020 - 9:36PM

SharksAttack... HAHAHAHHAHA ... Those are great! I'm adding them for sure.

Jan 14, 2020 - 10:21AM

Some Canadian Football League guys:

Bear Woods - With a bonus of being a white dude with dreads, and he simply signs his autographs 'BEAR'/

T-Dre Player - Sounds like you named your created Madden guy 'T-Dre', but forgot to give him a last name so he just got the generic one.

Pat Woodcock - Immaturity!

Edited on: Jan 17, 2020 - 7:04PM

Jan 16, 2020 - 1:56PM

You forgot the most important one: Dick Pole.

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