Funniest Names in Sports History

by Alomar_Collector - 47 cards (Last updated on Jan 13, 2020)



1. 1987 ProCards #4 Greg Legg


Greg "the peg" Legg


2. 1988 ProCards #13 Bean Stringfellow


After looking at this guy's name, I've come to the conclusion that we could legitimately call him String Bean.


3. 1988-89 Kentucky's Finest Collegiate Collection #58 Dale Barnstable


You KNOW he got bullied as a kid with a last name like that!


5. 1987 ProCards #273 Steve Gokey


You do the Gokey Pokey and you turn yourself around... that's what it's all about! Ya DOOOO the "Gooooookey Pokey"!


6. 1987 ProCards #306 Roger Zottneck


Roger, I think you got a big zit on your neck!


7. 1966 Topps #45 Jim Gentile


He's not a Jew, he's a Gentile.


9. 2017 Panini Unparalleled #17 Richie Incognito


As big as he is, there's no possible way he could be Incognito!


10. 2001 Fleer Platinum #591 Stubby Clapp


Hey Stubby! I heard you got the Clapp!

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Jan 7, 2020 - 1:59AM
SharksAttack

Some hockey players:

Kyle "Cum is key" Cumiskey https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/14317/Kyle-Cumiskey

Sam Steel https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/101077/Sam-Steel

Tony Twist https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/16874/Tony-Twist

Johnny Oduya https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/16008/Johnny-Oduya

Rob Klinkhammer https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/37837/Rob-Klinkhammer

Wacey Rabbit https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/32479/Wacey-Rabbit

Dick Duff https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/14450/Dick-Duff

Griffen Outhouse https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/158041/Griffen-Outhouse

Dalton Thrower https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/144068/Dalton-Thrower

Robin Big Snake https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/145796/Robin-Big-Snake

Pokey Reddick https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/16277/Pokey-Reddick

Jett Woo https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/169907/Jett-Woo

Bruce Shoebottom https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/16537/Bruce-Shoebottom

Miroslav Satan https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/16430/Miroslav-Satan

Dit Clapper https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/14208/Dit-Clapper

Grant Clitsome https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/36397/Grant-Clitsome

Red Green https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/53801/Red-Green

Garth Butcher https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/14098/Garth-Butcher

Dick Gamble https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/14665/Dick-Gamble

Jan 7, 2020 - 9:36PM
Alomar_Collector

SharksAttack... HAHAHAHHAHA ... Those are great! I'm adding them for sure.

Jan 14, 2020 - 10:21AM
buckstorecards

Some Canadian Football League guys:

Bear Woods - With a bonus of being a white dude with dreads, and he simply signs his autographs 'BEAR'/

T-Dre Player - Sounds like you named your created Madden guy 'T-Dre', but forgot to give him a last name so he just got the generic one.

Pat Woodcock - Immaturity!


Edited on: Jan 17, 2020 - 7:04PM

Jan 16, 2020 - 1:56PM
mkb

You forgot the most important one: Dick Pole. https://www.tradingcarddb.com/Person.cfm/pid/4688/Dick-Pole



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