Funniest Names in Sports History

by Alomar_Collector - 70 cards (Last updated on Jul 9, 2020)



1. 1987 ProCards #4 Greg Legg


Greg "the peg" Legg


2. 1988 ProCards #13 Bean Stringfellow


After looking at this guy's name, I've come to the conclusion that we could legitimately call him String Bean.


3. 1988-89 Kentucky's Finest Collegiate Collection #58 Dale Barnstable


You KNOW he got bullied as a kid with a last name like that!


5. 1987 ProCards #273 Steve Gokey


You do the Gokey Pokey and you turn yourself around... that's what it's all about! Ya DOOOO the "Gooooookey Pokey"!


6. 1987 ProCards #306 Roger Zottneck


Roger, I think you got a big zit on your neck!


7. 1966 Topps #45 Jim Gentile


He's not a Jew, he's a Gentile.


9. 2017 Panini Unparalleled #17 Richie Incognito


As big as he is, there's no possible way he could be Incognito!


10. 2001 Fleer Platinum #591 Stubby Clapp


Hey Stubby! I heard you got the Clapp!

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Jan 7, 2020 - 1:59AM
SharksAttack

Some hockey players:

Kyle "Cum is key" Cumiskey https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/14317/Kyle-Cumiskey

Sam Steel https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/101077/Sam-Steel

Tony Twist https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/16874/Tony-Twist

Johnny Oduya https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/16008/Johnny-Oduya

Rob Klinkhammer https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/37837/Rob-Klinkhammer

Wacey Rabbit https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/32479/Wacey-Rabbit

Dick Duff https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/14450/Dick-Duff

Griffen Outhouse https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/158041/Griffen-Outhouse

Dalton Thrower https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/144068/Dalton-Thrower

Robin Big Snake https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/145796/Robin-Big-Snake

Pokey Reddick https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/16277/Pokey-Reddick

Jett Woo https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/169907/Jett-Woo

Bruce Shoebottom https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/16537/Bruce-Shoebottom

Miroslav Satan https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/16430/Miroslav-Satan

Dit Clapper https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/14208/Dit-Clapper

Grant Clitsome https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/36397/Grant-Clitsome

Red Green https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/53801/Red-Green

Garth Butcher https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/14098/Garth-Butcher

Dick Gamble https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/14665/Dick-Gamble

Jan 7, 2020 - 9:36PM
Alomar_Collector

SharksAttack... HAHAHAHHAHA ... Those are great! I'm adding them for sure.

Jan 14, 2020 - 10:21AM
buckstorecards

Some Canadian Football League guys:

Bear Woods - With a bonus of being a white dude with dreads, and he simply signs his autographs 'BEAR'/

T-Dre Player - Sounds like you named your created Madden guy 'T-Dre', but forgot to give him a last name so he just got the generic one.

Pat Woodcock - Immaturity!


Edited on: Jan 17, 2020 - 7:04PM

Jan 16, 2020 - 1:56PM
mkb

You forgot the most important one: Dick Pole. https://www.tradingcarddb.com/Person.cfm/pid/4688/Dick-Pole

Jan 19, 2020 - 3:36AM
Alomar_Collector

Mkb... yeah. That's true. I'll add ol' Dick

Jan 22, 2020 - 3:25PM
ckrakowski

Got a few for you.

1990 ProCards Scott Pitcher. He is a pitcher.

https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60190/cid/3529817?PageIndex=8

1987 Topps Rich Yett.

https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/117/cid/35385/1987-Topps-134-Rich-Yett 

1990 ProCards Brian Bark. It sounds more like a command than a name.

https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60190/cid/3530082?PageIndex=8

1990 ProCards Michael Place.

https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60190/cid/3530087?PageIndex=8

1990 ProCards Adam Hyzdu. It is like they just put random letters in it.

https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60190/cid/3530121?PageIndex=8

1990 ProCards Brian Dare.

https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60190/cid/3530222?PageIndex=8

1990 ProCards Humberto Saa

https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60190/cid/3530273?PageIndex=8

1990 ProCards Kirk Dressendorfer

https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60190/cid/3530404?PageIndex=8

1990 ProCards Mike Muhlethaler

https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60190/cid/3530427?PageIndex=8 

1991 ProCards Bill Ostermeyer. Sounds like Oscar Mayer.

https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60197/cid/3530851?PageIndex=1

1991 ProCards Mike Butcher. Hopefully he does not butcher his pitches.

https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60197/cid/3531173?PageIndex=1

1991 ProCards Steve King. So this is what he does when he is not writing books.

https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60197/cid/3531178?PageIndex=1

1991 ProCards Scott Service.

https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60197/cid/3531207?PageIndex=1

1991 ProCards Razor Shines.

https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60197/cid/3531217?PageIndex=1

1991 ProCards Steve Hecht

https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60197/cid/3531220?PageIndex=1

1991 ProCards Dan Kite

https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60197/cid/3531229?PageIndex=1

1991 ProCards Gary Painter

https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60197/cid/3531232?PageIndex=1

1991 ProCards Silverio Santa Maria

https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60197/cid/3531235?PageIndex=1

1991 ProCards Blas Minor. Playing in the minor leagues.

https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/60197/cid/3531284?PageIndex=1

1991 ProCards B


Edited on: Jan 22, 2020 - 4:56PM

Feb 24, 2020 - 4:28AM
Xanadude

I was expecting to see some football players:

Louis Lipps "sinks sbips"

Amani "it is not a" Toomer. Gotta pronounce it like Arnold!

Akili "you" Smith Thank Jeff Dunham's Achmed for that.

Bill Pickel

Brent Fullwood as opposed to partial wood.

Chansi Stuckey

Clay Harbor

Darren "come one"' Comeaux

Deon "go" Figures

Jeremy "if you" Sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seetie.

Kirk Lowdermilk as opposed to quieter milk.

Luis Cristobal can read fortunes.

Jerry Rice a roni, San Francisco's treat!

 

Jun 10, 2020 - 9:45PM
WesleyFrye


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