Funny Names

by C2Cigars - 64 cards (Last updated on Oct 2, 2021)

1. 1992 Brown's #2 Francisco Arreola

Spelling doesn't count. He's even displaying his namesake.

2. 2006 Grandstand Yakima Bears #5 Daryl Arreola

Spelling doesn't count. At least he has his shirt on.

3. 2018-19 Panini FIFA 365 Adrenalyn XL #88 Alphonse Areola

Leave it to a soccer player to spell it correctly.

4. 1961 Nu-Cards #158 Bob Asack

Great name for a defensive tackle. Good thing he wasn't a quarterback, though.

6. 1992 Pro Set #696 3 Brothers in NFL

Brian, Gary, & Rich Baldinger

A sadistic gang of brothers who used to kick guys in the "you-know-what".

7. 2004 Topps Total #437 Grant Balfour

Ironic name for a pitcher.

10. 1990 Collegiate Collection Notre Dame #136 Dick Bumpas

Are you sure he didn't work at Penn State?

Contributor: SaintOrm



Nov 9, 2017 - 5:53PM
Nov 10, 2017 - 6:26PM

Oh wow, I can't stop laughing. Thanks for another great list, Chuck!

Nov 10, 2017 - 6:30PM

There is a Dick Advocaat in soccer.

Nov 10, 2017 - 9:23PM

Not sure if this one fits.

Triclke, Felt, and Pole had me laughing pretty hard. Very funny all of them.


Nov 10, 2017 - 11:54PM

Great idea!  I know any with Cox as a surname is good for an easy laugh, but here's one of note from the CFL

Nov 12, 2017 - 11:54AM

Wow. I'm a bit speechless. Excellent work, as always. 


Nov 17, 2017 - 9:57PM

Here's another suggestion. Also, that Dizzy Trout card looks like Jerry Lewis from The Nutty Professor

Nov 17, 2017 - 10:45PM

OMG ........... here is the scary but funny part. This morning at coffee row there is a little morning rag that comes out with the headlines, obits, weather, etc. One of the Obits was for a Guy Grewcock (not sure on the first name) anyhoo we sadly made a short chuckle about his last name and how he managed to survive school. So now tonight  I look at the list for the very first time and low and behold ............. a grewcock!!!! That is one CRAZY list C2C ......... amazing work.

Nov 18, 2017 - 9:45PM

Actually made me LOL! Chubby and Rusty always get me.

Nov 19, 2017 - 11:25AM
Jack Webster

Cool list! How about Clyde Klutz?

Jan 23, 2018 - 4:58PM

Argelico Fucks. Is that really his name? What kind of family has the f word as their last name? And apparently his last name has been deemed quote "one of the all time greats" unquote.

Feb 28, 2018 - 2:52PM
Mar 27, 2018 - 9:28PM
Billy Kingsley

I'm surprised you haven't got this guy yet: Dick Harter

Mar 30, 2018 - 9:56PM
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Mar 31, 2018 - 12:20AM

Trivia: Pete LaCock is the son of long time (1966-81) Hollywood Squares host Peter Marshall (Ralph Pierre LaCock).

Apr 23, 2018 - 11:07PM
Jul 2, 2018 - 1:24PM
Earl Avery
Funny names cards is great,, do you have Marion Butts and Jake Butt ?
Oct 7, 2018 - 8:50AM

"Guy Love Titman."

And now I can't get that bromance song from Scrubs, sung by Turk & JD, out of my head...

Jan 5, 2019 - 5:46AM

My favorites from page 1 of your list: ... Denny Bonebrake (and he's a racecar driver, where broken bones are always possible, and of course it's spelled "brake" rather than "break" since he is driving a car! Hahaha) .... Charles Assmann ... and Harry Butt! Hahaha 

Jan 17, 2019 - 2:29PM

Love the list. I have to remember that you have a list like this when I come across some of them. One that does come to mind is Tootie Robbins. I always chuckle at this player's name everytime I come across in my collection. A "G" version of Sharts, but still funny.

Apr 30, 2019 - 5:07PM

There are a couple more you could add, from the 1990 Collegiate Collection Notre Dame set: #136 Dick Bumpas & #149 Bill Shakespeare.  The second one is more "literal" than the other "gutteral" ones on this list :)

May 3, 2019 - 11:28AM

I'm a bit surprised this feller didn't make the list.

May 4, 2020 - 1:12PM
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Oct 2, 2021 - 5:17PM
SaintOrm  ...d'oh! (rue Ned odor)  right mask, but the pads are too skinny  never would have made it in the steroid era anyway

Edited on: Oct 3, 2021 - 1:29AM

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