Funny Names

by C2Cigars - 64 cards (Last updated on Oct 2, 2021)



1. 1992 Brown's #2 Francisco Arreola


Spelling doesn't count. He's even displaying his namesake.


2. 2006 Grandstand Yakima Bears #5 Daryl Arreola


Spelling doesn't count. At least he has his shirt on.


3. 2018-19 Panini FIFA 365 Adrenalyn XL #88 Alphonse Areola


Leave it to a soccer player to spell it correctly.


4. 1961 Nu-Cards #158 Bob Asack


Great name for a defensive tackle. Good thing he wasn't a quarterback, though.


6. 1992 Pro Set #696 3 Brothers in NFL


Brian, Gary, & Rich Baldinger

A sadistic gang of brothers who used to kick guys in the "you-know-what".


7. 2004 Topps Total #437 Grant Balfour


Ironic name for a pitcher.


10. 1990 Collegiate Collection Notre Dame #136 Dick Bumpas


Are you sure he didn't work at Penn State?








Contributor: SaintOrm

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Nov 9, 2017 - 5:53PM
fedoratipper
Nov 10, 2017 - 6:26PM
switzr1

Oh wow, I can't stop laughing. Thanks for another great list, Chuck!

Nov 10, 2017 - 6:30PM
switzr1

There is a Dick Advocaat in soccer.

Nov 10, 2017 - 9:23PM
deporcoru├▒a

Not sure if this one fits.

http://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/83894/cid/6574489/1994-95-Mundicromo-Sport-Las-Fichas-de-La-Liga-49-Gay?PageIndex=1

Triclke, Felt, and Pole had me laughing pretty hard. Very funny all of them.

Manny

Nov 10, 2017 - 11:54PM
DanD

Great idea!  I know any with Cox as a surname is good for an easy laugh, but here's one of note from the CFL

 

http://www.tradingcarddb.com/Person.cfm/pid/54615/Chip-Cox-

Nov 12, 2017 - 11:54AM
Vvvergeer

Wow. I'm a bit speechless. Excellent work, as always. 

v3

Nov 17, 2017 - 9:57PM
fedoratipper

http://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/3224/cid/811009/1973-Topps-429-Fair-Hooker

Here's another suggestion. Also, that Dizzy Trout card looks like Jerry Lewis from The Nutty Professor

Nov 17, 2017 - 10:45PM
ranfordfan

OMG ........... here is the scary but funny part. This morning at coffee row there is a little morning rag that comes out with the headlines, obits, weather, etc. One of the Obits was for a Guy Grewcock (not sure on the first name) anyhoo we sadly made a short chuckle about his last name and how he managed to survive school. So now tonight  I look at the list for the very first time and low and behold ............. a grewcock!!!! That is one CRAZY list C2C ......... amazing work.

Nov 18, 2017 - 9:45PM
UKboogie

Actually made me LOL! Chubby and Rusty always get me.

Nov 19, 2017 - 11:25AM
Jack Webster

Cool list! How about Clyde Klutz?

Jan 23, 2018 - 4:58PM
BWBC1993

Argelico Fucks. Is that really his name? What kind of family has the f word as their last name? And apparently his last name has been deemed quote "one of the all time greats" unquote.

Feb 28, 2018 - 2:52PM
IfbBirdsCards
Mar 27, 2018 - 9:28PM
Billy Kingsley

I'm surprised you haven't got this guy yet: Dick Harter

Mar 30, 2018 - 9:56PM
Memeboi
Mar 30, 2018 - 9:58PM
Memeboi
Mar 30, 2018 - 9:59PM
Memeboi
Mar 30, 2018 - 10:00PM
Memeboi
Mar 30, 2018 - 10:03PM
Memeboi
Mar 31, 2018 - 12:20AM
Lerxst2112

Trivia: Pete LaCock is the son of long time (1966-81) Hollywood Squares host Peter Marshall (Ralph Pierre LaCock).

Apr 23, 2018 - 11:07PM
Memeboi
Jul 2, 2018 - 1:24PM
Earl Avery
Funny names cards is great,, do you have Marion Butts and Jake Butt ?
Oct 7, 2018 - 8:50AM
stevejrogers

"Guy Love Titman."

And now I can't get that bromance song from Scrubs, sung by Turk & JD, out of my head...

Jan 5, 2019 - 5:46AM
Alomar_Collector

My favorites from page 1 of your list: ... Denny Bonebrake (and he's a racecar driver, where broken bones are always possible, and of course it's spelled "brake" rather than "break" since he is driving a car! Hahaha) .... Charles Assmann ... and Harry Butt! Hahaha 

Jan 17, 2019 - 2:29PM
MoPack626

Love the list. I have to remember that you have a list like this when I come across some of them. One that does come to mind is Tootie Robbins. I always chuckle at this player's name everytime I come across in my collection. A "G" version of Sharts, but still funny. 

https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/3313/cid/861375/1992-Upper-Deck-594b-Tootie-Robbins

Apr 30, 2019 - 5:07PM
SaintOrm

There are a couple more you could add, from the 1990 Collegiate Collection Notre Dame set: #136 Dick Bumpas & #149 Bill Shakespeare.  The second one is more "literal" than the other "gutteral" ones on this list :)

May 3, 2019 - 11:28AM
Gunny

I'm a bit surprised this feller didn't make the list.

May 4, 2020 - 1:12PM
buckstorecards
Aug 26, 2021 - 12:01AM
SunDevilCollection
Sep 14, 2021 - 8:52PM
DanD
Sep 25, 2021 - 3:41PM
jmnovff
Oct 2, 2021 - 5:17PM
SaintOrm

http://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/48695/Rougned-Odor  ...d'oh! (rue Ned odor)

http://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/107288/Logan-Ice  right mask, but the pads are too skinny

http://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/9089/John-Bunting  never would have made it in the steroid era anyway


Edited on: Oct 3, 2021 - 1:29AM



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