Funniest Cards & Card Photos Ever Made

by Alomar_Collector - 92 cards (Last updated on Apr 14, 2021)

2. 2002 Donruss Studio #186 Tom Glavine

"Hey man... what's going on dude? I just smoked a killer doobie!"

3. 1965 Topps #477 Fritz Ackley / Steve Carlton

Carlton - "Will somebody please get unibrow out of my rookie card? Come on! I'm gonna be a Hall of Famer and I don't want this guy photobombing my Rookie!"

4. 1989 ProCards Minor League Team Sets #14 Keith Comstock

"OW! Goddammit! You nailed me square in the right testicle damn you! Next time wait 'til I'm ready before you throw me the ball ok?! I'm gonna go throw up now."

5. 1957-58 Topps #8 Dick Ricketts

He's got ricketts in the d*ck! Unbelievable... it's a first.

6. 1968 Topps #564 Eddie Stanky

Oh Eddie... You so STANKY!

7. 1992 Triple Play #80 Roger McDowell

Roger "the tool belt" McDowell

9. 1981 Fleer #266 Rafael Ramirez

I have no words for this one.

10. 1993 Fleer - Pro-Visions I #1 Roberto Alomar

By far the most creative and comical of Robbie's trading cards.



Dec 15, 2015 - 4:55PM
check this one
Dec 15, 2015 - 5:02PM
Johnny Unitas with the "crazy eyes"
Dec 16, 2015 - 4:29AM
Hahaha.. Awesome.. Thanks guys.. I'll add those to the list. Those are both funny.
Dec 16, 2015 - 4:32AM
Nice Catch Emil Sitko!
Dec 16, 2015 - 4:32AM
Unitas looks like a deer in the headlights in that shot
Dec 16, 2015 - 7:17PM
A couple of Hockey for your collection. What's that smell? Let's smoke another doobie!
Dec 16, 2015 - 11:32PM
I added the hockey ones (pretty funny), and also added some more tonight that I found. There's got to be some really funny ones out there... This site has like 6 or 7 million cards and around 20-30% have photos ... !
Dec 17, 2015 - 5:03PM
I think you need at least one Wally "Unibrow" Moon.
Dec 18, 2015 - 1:18PM
Oh yes... Wally... I have his '57 Topps card...
Dec 19, 2015 - 7:08PM
Dec 19, 2015 - 10:57PM
i have that Stottlemyre. It looks like just punched the ball. Haha
Dec 20, 2015 - 10:27AM
I would add 1992 Triple Play #80 Roger McDowell
Dec 20, 2015 - 7:05PM
Just saw it.. Hahaha.. I've never seen that one before. Good one.
Dec 21, 2015 - 12:49PM
ray fosse's ghost
The trainer filling a batting helmet with soft serve. He's got a look of mayhem to him.
Dec 28, 2015 - 2:05PM
haha Yeah he might have been trying to steal a load of ice cream (or slurpee) or whatever it was in that batter's helmet and was caught in the act, only to have the moment put on his 2015 minor league team card issue. haha I added it.
Dec 28, 2015 - 2:09PM
Players with unibrows lol...the '65 Steve Carlton rookie is a great card to have, except for Fritz Ackley's's like, come on dude.
Dec 30, 2015 - 8:04AM
HHAHAHAHA that one is even more hilarious because Carlton looks like he's looking away from Ackley in disgust and thinking to himself "Dammit... why did you have to photo-bomb my rookie card?? I'm going to be a Hall of Famer you a-hole!!" ahahaahah
Dec 30, 2015 - 9:22AM
One other that I enjoy is the back of the 1993 Upper Deck Steve Cooke card
Jan 3, 2016 - 7:15PM
Dik Pole (LOL) looks kind of like Mark Messier when he was a lot younger .......... and had hair!!
Jan 3, 2016 - 9:31PM
Hhahaha Yeah.. Dick Pole is like the greatest name of all time..
Jan 3, 2016 - 9:34PM
Tom Glavine looks like he just smoked a joint in his 2002 Donruss Studio (#186) issue.
Jan 5, 2016 - 6:47PM
This is a great list showing that making cards (much less collecting) should be light hearted and fun. My favorite on the list is the 1991 Bill Pecota that on first glance made me think the ball was heading towards his backside, though I should know better.
Jan 10, 2016 - 6:55AM
yeah.. I love having crazy cards like these. I remember looking through my cards as a kid and finding all the funny or strange things that were unnoticeable or not intended to be in the image.
Jan 10, 2016 - 11:23PM
Jan 15, 2016 - 6:58PM
This is great. The Hubbard card is probably my all-time favorite card, with Barney Rubble and the Philly Phanatic in the background too.
Jan 29, 2016 - 7:32PM
Feb 20, 2016 - 9:51AM
Entry #58 Derek Lee looks like the world worst photo cropping EVER!!!!
Feb 20, 2016 - 1:32PM
I like your personal comments on each card. Could you add your personal comments to #2, 5, 40, 53.
Jul 6, 2017 - 5:10PM

Unshelled Boxed Turtle!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Classice dude!!!! lmao.

Apr 7, 2018 - 10:37PM

Hafengr..., hahaha it's true though, HAHAHA 

Apr 7, 2018 - 11:04PM

Updates made .... c2cigars, I made captions for nearly all of the card posts now. Some of these comments I've made even crack me up.

Apr 8, 2018 - 8:25PM

Keep up the good work on this list. Here's one you could add.

May 18, 2018 - 11:13AM

Not sure if this one will make the cut. But, every time I look at it I immediately think he is in dire need of a restroom.

May 18, 2018 - 11:27AM

The Oscar Azocar deserve a caption.  I look at it and think things like:

"Forbidden Love"
"mmmm, Baby. You so soft."
"His bat is whispering sweet nothings into his ear."

May 26, 2018 - 4:59PM
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Dec 30, 2018 - 7:01AM

Ok C2Cigars.. those are good ones hahaha. I've added them all and added captions!

Feb 27, 2019 - 7:01PM
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Jul 21, 2019 - 2:10AM

C2Cigars and HutNut, Hahaha. Those are classic. I've added them both .. along with caption narratives.

Jul 21, 2019 - 12:44PM

Great list! It reminds me of the comic cards segment SI Kids magazine used to have. 

Try this card. I can imagine many captions for this one.

Jul 21, 2019 - 10:23PM

Slug03 ... Hahahha... I've got this .... 


(5 minutes later) ... It's been added with appropriate caption.

Dec 31, 2019 - 8:18PM

is the 1970 topps basketball jerry sloan card on here

edit: i found out he is not. you should add him

Edited on: Dec 31, 2019 - 8:25PM

Apr 8, 2020 - 1:27AM


Hahaha... I've now added that one. Haven't seen that one before, and it's his rookie card no less! Hahahaha... A caption will be hard to come up with for that one. 

Thanks for pointing that one out.

Jun 10, 2020 - 9:29AM

4 sports worth of candidates:

Cameron Mann - 1997 Black Diamond Hockey

Kerry Collins - 1997 Pinnacle Football

David Wesley - 1998 Ultra Basketball

Kurt Bevacqua - 1984 Smokey Padres

Jul 15, 2020 - 2:25AM

For number 9, it looks like he's halfway through a sneeze, so you should put something about that

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