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RJ Smith
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Joined: Jun 2018
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| Saturday, May 30, 2020 8:16 AM | |
Since we can't watch any right now, I thought we could tell jokes involving sports. Lighten the mood of another week of no games.
I was sitting on the couch looking for a game on tv. But I could not find any! But I did find a woman sitting at the other end of the couch. She said she was my wife?.... She seems nice.
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BigEd76
Posts: 4,002
Joined: Nov 2016
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| Saturday, May 30, 2020 8:24 AM | |
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one
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dicefoot
Posts: 235
Joined: Jun 2011
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| Saturday, May 30, 2020 8:25 AM | |
Alex Rodriguez has all the credentials for a "Sports Joke".
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AUTOGRAPHS2000
Posts: 491
Joined: Apr 2019
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| Saturday, May 30, 2020 8:38 AM | |
This is not a sports joke. But, it is really funny I think.
Q- What is it called when a chameleon cannot change colors?
A- A reptile disfunction
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RonEaston
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| Saturday, May 30, 2020 9:26 AM | |
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I'm mostly organizing over adding right now. |
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SandersFan
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| Saturday, May 30, 2020 9:45 AM | |
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tcarter
Posts: 170
Joined: Sep 2016
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| Saturday, May 30, 2020 10:24 AM | |
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
One steals watches and one watches steals.
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BuccaneersDen
Posts: 648
Joined: Jun 2018
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| Saturday, May 30, 2020 10:57 AM | |
2020 Bowman Chrome Baseball cards $750 a box
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Billy Kingsley
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T206
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| Saturday, May 30, 2020 11:54 AM | |
I got this from a Laffy Taffy and I kept this joke in my wallet for 15 years because no one believed me. since 1989 the ink had fadded and thrown away but here is the joke
How do Mexicans play Basketball?
Juan on Juan
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