1960 L.M. Becker Elephant Jokes

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1.	#8	How can you tell if there is an elephant in the bathtub with you?
2.	#30	How can you tell when there are three elephants in the bathtub with you?
3.	#9	How do elephants get into trees?
4.	#12	How do you get 6 elephants in a Volkswagen?
5.	#33	How do you get down from a elephant?
6.	#14	How do you know if you have an elephant in the refrigerator?
7.	#25	How do you know if you have an elephant in your oven?
8.	#11	How do you make a statue of an elephant?
9.	#1	How do you make an elephant float?
10.	#26	How do you raise a baby elephant?
11.	#19	How do you stop a charging elephant?
12.	#48	How do you tell an elephant from a dozen eggs?
13.	#18	How is an elephant like a Volkswagen?
14.	#17	What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming?
15.	#16	What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?
16.	#39	What did the 500 pound canary say to the elephant?
17.	#7	What did the elephant say to the bluebird?
18.	#50	What did the elephant say to the cannibal?
19.	#40	What did the worm say when he got under the elephant's foot?
20.	#35	What do elephants do with old Volkswagens?
21.	#20	What is the difference between an elephant and an orange?
22.	#36	What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?
23.	#46	What's the best way to catch an elephant?
24.	#41	Who started the elephant jokes?
25.	#32	Why are an elephant's toes split?
26.	#15	Why are elephants gray?
27.	#5	Why can't an elephant ride a tricycle?
28.	#3	Why di elephants walk sideways through the grass?
29.	#34	Why did the elephant change his socks?
30.	#31	Why did the elephant make friends with the owl and the goat?
31.	#23	Why did the elephant wear pink tennis shoes?
32.	#43	Why didn't the elephant go water skiing?
33.	#38	Why didn't the elephant have any pajamas?
34.	#37	Why do ducks have webbed feed? To stamp out forest fires. Why do elephants have flat feed?
35.	#49	Why do elephants have a trunk?
36.	#45	Why do elephants have big ears?
37.	#2	Why do elephants have flat feet?
38.	#4	Why do elephants have tusks?
39.	#47	Why do elephants have white tusks?
40.	#28	Why do elephants have wrinkles in their knees?
41.	#6	Why do elephants have wrinkles on their ankles?
42.	#27	Why do elephants swim on their backs?
43.	#29	Why do elephants wear green socks?
44.	#10	Why do elephants wear sneakers?
45.	#44	Why does an elephant eat peanuts?
46.	#21	Why doesn't an elephant drink whiskey?
47.	#22	Why doesn't an elephant have a glove compartment?
48.	#24	Why don't elephants fly?
49.	#13	Why don't elephants play basketball?
50.	#42	Why don't elephants wear bow ties?

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