
1901 Lambert & Butler Conundrums
Total Cards: 50
Size: 1 1/2" x 2 1/4"
Rating: TBA
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1901 Lambert & Butler Conundrums
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1 | What is the difference between a mouse a pretty girl? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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2 | Why is a hen on the fence like a penny? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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3 | Why is a mouse like a hayrick? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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4 | What part of a fish weighs most? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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5 | What is the difference between a cow and an old chair? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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6 | What is the difference between a burning child and a rainy day? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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7 | When the cow jumped over the moon, how did it get down? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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8 | Why is a policeman like a rainbow? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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9 | When is a chair like a ladies’ dress? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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10 | Why is a horse like a teapot? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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11 | What is the difference between a tube and a foolish Dutchman? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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12 | Why is a plum cake like the ocean? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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13 | If a man was born in a balloon, what nationality would he be? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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14 | Why is this man like Berlin? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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15 | Why are hot rolls like caterpillars? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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16 | What is it which a cat has but no other animal? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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17 | When is a fowl’s neck like a bell? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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18 | What is the difference between a soldier and a bombshell? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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19 | Why are sweets like racehorses? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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20 | Why is a dog’s tail like the heart of a tree? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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21 | When is a soldier not a half a soldier? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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22 | Why is a dead dog like a shipwreck? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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23 | Why are ‘May Blossom’ cigarettes like $100,000? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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24 | What is the difference between a hill and a pill? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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25 | What are balloons in the air like vagrants? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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26 | Why is a schoolboy being flogged like your eye? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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27 | Why does a chicken cross the road? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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28 | Turn a “star” round and what do you get? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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29 | What are the most difficult ships to conquer? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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30 | Which is the most awkward time for a train to start? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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31 | What can you fill a barrel with to make it lighter? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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32 | When is a silver cup most likely to run? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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33 | When is a clock on the stairs dangerous? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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34 | What is the difference between a spendthrift and a feather bed? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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35 | Why does a coat get larger when taken out of a gladstone bag? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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36 | When does a cow become landed property? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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37 | What is the difference between a photographer and the whooping cough? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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38 | What is the difference between a honeycomb and a honeymoon? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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39 | When can a donkey be spelt with one letter? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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40 | What is a button? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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41 | What is the difference between a belle and a burglar? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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42 | What is the difference between a cabinet maker and a crockery dealer? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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43 | When is a pretty girl like a ship? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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44 | Why are pretty girls like fireworks? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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45 | What is the difference between a cook and her lover? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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46 | Why ought Ireland to be the richest country in the world? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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47 | When is a door not a door? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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48 | What is the difference between a school-master and a postage stamp? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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49 | Why are sheep the most dissipated animals? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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50 | Why does an Old Maid wear gloves? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||


