1961 Leaf Spook Stories

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1961 Leaf Spook Stories

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						1						1961 - I must have overslept a couple of years!
						2						I brush after every meal
						3						I brush twice a day!
						4						What are you? Chicken or something?
						5						Mother said spinach puts hair on your chest - but
						6						Throw me the beach ball, Dad
						7						Whaddaya mean - Pruneface?
						8						Hurry up Buster my broomstick is double parked
						9						All right - Where's the wise guy with the soap?
						10						Boy - With you on our side we'll have the best foo
						11						I hate this feeling of something hanging over my h
						12						Please hand me the bubble bath
						13						You knew what I was when you married me - Why are
						14						You won't believe this - but I have a cold
						15						Relax, Mr. Jones - One more squeeze and your sore
						16						Watch the birdie!
						17						Did you say fish for dinner - Anyone I know?
						18						I'm really a nice boy - But I got in bad company
						19						That boy never could keep his feet on the ground
						20						Take it easy - I told you I'd give you the shirt o
						21						Now will you take your castor oil?
						22						Last one in is a sissy!
						23						Don't get excited it's only your mummy!
						24						I'm not very pretty - But I'm mighty cute!
						25						Oh! Oh! Now I really put my foot in it!
						26						There's a full moon tonite - And I turn into a peo
						27						My, what big tonsils you have!
						28						I paid for dance lessons - so let's dance
						29						Tell your friend to quit hanging around
						30						What are you fishing around for?
						31						That's what I call a real "rock head"
						32						May I have the next dance?
						33						Please Mommy, buy me a catcher's mitt
						34						Shut off that air conditioner
						35						Honey - Please change laundries
						36						Anybody lose a second grade teacher?
						37						No, Sonny - I don't want the Ladies Home Journal!
						38						That's what I mean by a chain smoker
						39						Don't laugh - Yul Brynner started out this way!
						40						Worst case of athlete's feet I've ever seen
						41						If I say it is a cha-cha - It's a cha-cha!
						42						When did you first notice your dry skin problem?
						43						I said "spoon" not "swoon"
						44						No - I'm not like all teachers!
						45						I can't marry you Baby - I've got a career!
						46						Yea, but you should see the other guy!
						47						Sometimes these tricks don't work!
						48						I'm so mad I could slap your wrists
						49						Dessert, anyone?
						50						Darling, where is my tie?
						51						But this is the new look
						52						But I'll be late for school!
						53						Doctor - Why do I get this ringing in my ears?
						54						Darling did you use my razor to shave your legs ag
						55						I said cut a rug - Not cut a mug
						56						Lost a little weight, haven't you Sam?
						57						I think we dug too deep
						58						Tricks or treat?
						59						I'm in First Grade, too
						60						Plant you now dig you later!
						61						Altogether now - Three cheers for the Principal
						62						Every time I flip that coin - It comes up heads!
						63						I told this wise guy not to take my parking place
						64						I'm starring in a new TV show - Father Knows Bats
						65						But mudpacks are good for you
						66						Look Ma, no cavities
						67						She tried to make a monkey out of me
						68						Gee, Pop - I don't want to get a haircut!
						69						For the last time - Stop talking and go to sleep
						70						Mother doesn't want to cut off my curls
						71						How's this for size?
						72						Look sharp - Feel sharp - Be sharp! [male]
						73						This acts so much faster than aspirin
						74						Aren't you too old for blind man's bluff?
						75						No, I'm not the Little Old Wine Maker
						76						You didn't have to starch the pajamas!
						77						C'mon, cut it out!
						78						Who threw that spitball?
						79						Now, sing along with Mitch
						80						I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down
						81						Don't fight it - It's bigger than both of us!
						82						After 3,000 years in a tomb, what did you expect?
						83						But it's only 20 calories!
						84						All right, Martha, I'll wear a wedding ring
						85						Make up your mind - I'm tired of moving furniture!
						86						Heavens! I need a manicure!
						87						Coffee, tea or milk?
						88						These high notes sure are a strain
						89						Eeek! That ice cube was cold!
						90						They call it the Cleopatra Cut
						91						They all laughed when I sat down to play
						92						Who said I'm bad luck?
						93						Party pooper!!
						94						Where's the Band Aids?
						95						They told me stripes are the fashion this year
						96						Try brushing these 3 times a day
						97						Wow! I thought you said this pool was heated!
						98						Come out and play, Red Riding Hood
						99						Now I'll poison the ivy
						100						They said a little dab will do it - So what happened?