1961 Leaf Spook Stories

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1961 Leaf Spook Stories

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										1										1961 - I must have overslept a couple of years!
										2										I brush after every meal
										3										I brush twice a day!
										4										What are you? Chicken or something?
										5										Mother said spinach puts hair on your chest - but
										6										Throw me the beach ball, Dad
										7										Whaddaya mean - Pruneface?
										8										Hurry up Buster my broomstick is double parked
										9										All right - Where's the wise guy with the soap?
										10										Boy - With you on our side we'll have the best foo
										11										I hate this feeling of something hanging over my h
										12										Please hand me the bubble bath
										13										You knew what I was when you married me - Why are
										14										You won't believe this - but I have a cold
										15										Relax, Mr. Jones - One more squeeze and your sore
										16										Watch the birdie!
										17										Did you say fish for dinner - Anyone I know?
										18										I'm really a nice boy - But I got in bad company
										19										That boy never could keep his feet on the ground
										20										Take it easy - I told you I'd give you the shirt o
										21										Now will you take your castor oil?
										22										Last one in is a sissy!
										23										Don't get excited it's only your mummy!
										24										I'm not very pretty - But I'm mighty cute!
										25										Oh! Oh! Now I really put my foot in it!
										26										There's a full moon tonite - And I turn into a peo
										27										My, what big tonsils you have!
										28										I paid for dance lessons - so let's dance
										29										Tell your friend to quit hanging around
										30										What are you fishing around for?
										31										That's what I call a real "rock head"
										32										May I have the next dance?
										33										Please Mommy, buy me a catcher's mitt
										34										Shut off that air conditioner
										35										Honey - Please change laundries
										36										Anybody lose a second grade teacher?
										37										No, Sonny - I don't want the Ladies Home Journal!
										38										That's what I mean by a chain smoker
										39										Don't laugh - Yul Brynner started out this way!
										40										Worst case of athlete's feet I've ever seen
										41										If I say it is a cha-cha - It's a cha-cha!
										42										When did you first notice your dry skin problem?
										43										I said "spoon" not "swoon"
										44										No - I'm not like all teachers!
										45										I can't marry you Baby - I've got a career!
										46										Yea, but you should see the other guy!
										47										Sometimes these tricks don't work!
										48										I'm so mad I could slap your wrists
										49										Dessert, anyone?
										50										Darling, where is my tie?
										51										But this is the new look
										52										But I'll be late for school!
										53										Doctor - Why do I get this ringing in my ears?
										54										Darling did you use my razor to shave your legs ag
										55										I said cut a rug - Not cut a mug
										56										Lost a little weight, haven't you Sam?
										57										I think we dug too deep
										58										Tricks or treat?
										59										I'm in First Grade, too
										60										Plant you now dig you later!
										61										Altogether now - Three cheers for the Principal
										62										Every time I flip that coin - It comes up heads!
										63										I told this wise guy not to take my parking place
										64										I'm starring in a new TV show - Father Knows Bats
										65										But mudpacks are good for you
										66										Look Ma, no cavities
										67										She tried to make a monkey out of me
										68										Gee, Pop - I don't want to get a haircut!
										69										For the last time - Stop talking and go to sleep
										70										Mother doesn't want to cut off my curls
										71										How's this for size?
										72										Look sharp - Feel sharp - Be sharp! [male]
										73										This acts so much faster than aspirin
										74										Aren't you too old for blind man's bluff?
										75										No, I'm not the Little Old Wine Maker
										76										You didn't have to starch the pajamas!
										77										C'mon, cut it out!
										78										Who threw that spitball?
										79										Now, sing along with Mitch
										80										I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down
										81										Don't fight it - It's bigger than both of us!
										82										After 3,000 years in a tomb, what did you expect?
										83										But it's only 20 calories!
										84										All right, Martha, I'll wear a wedding ring
										85										Make up your mind - I'm tired of moving furniture!
										86										Heavens! I need a manicure!
										87										Coffee, tea or milk?
										88										These high notes sure are a strain
										89										Eeek! That ice cube was cold!
										90										They call it the Cleopatra Cut
										91										They all laughed when I sat down to play
										92										Who said I'm bad luck?
										93										Party pooper!!
										94										Where's the Band Aids?
										95										They told me stripes are the fashion this year
										96										Try brushing these 3 times a day
										97										Wow! I thought you said this pool was heated!
										98										Come out and play, Red Riding Hood
										99										Now I'll poison the ivy
										100										They said a little dab will do it - So what happened?