1961 Leaf Spook Stories

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1961 Leaf Spook Stories

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							1							1961 - I must have overslept a couple of years!
							2							I brush after every meal
							3							I brush twice a day!
							4							What are you? Chicken or something?
							5							Mother said spinach puts hair on your chest - but
							6							Throw me the beach ball, Dad
							7							Whaddaya mean - Pruneface?
							8							Hurry up Buster my broomstick is double parked
							9							All right - Where's the wise guy with the soap?
							10							Boy - With you on our side we'll have the best foo
							11							I hate this feeling of something hanging over my h
							12							Please hand me the bubble bath
							13							You knew what I was when you married me - Why are
							14							You won't believe this - but I have a cold
							15							Relax, Mr. Jones - One more squeeze and your sore
							16							Watch the birdie!
							17							Did you say fish for dinner - Anyone I know?
							18							I'm really a nice boy - But I got in bad company
							19							That boy never could keep his feet on the ground
							20							Take it easy - I told you I'd give you the shirt o
							21							Now will you take your castor oil?
							22							Last one in is a sissy!
							23							Don't get excited it's only your mummy!
							24							I'm not very pretty - But I'm mighty cute!
							25							Oh! Oh! Now I really put my foot in it!
							26							There's a full moon tonite - And I turn into a peo
							27							My, what big tonsils you have!
							28							I paid for dance lessons - so let's dance
							29							Tell your friend to quit hanging around
							30							What are you fishing around for?
							31							That's what I call a real "rock head"
							32							May I have the next dance?
							33							Please Mommy, buy me a catcher's mitt
							34							Shut off that air conditioner
							35							Honey - Please change laundries
							36							Anybody lose a second grade teacher?
							37							No, Sonny - I don't want the Ladies Home Journal!
							38							That's what I mean by a chain smoker
							39							Don't laugh - Yul Brynner started out this way!
							40							Worst case of athlete's feet I've ever seen
							41							If I say it is a cha-cha - It's a cha-cha!
							42							When did you first notice your dry skin problem?
							43							I said "spoon" not "swoon"
							44							No - I'm not like all teachers!
							45							I can't marry you Baby - I've got a career!
							46							Yea, but you should see the other guy!
							47							Sometimes these tricks don't work!
							48							I'm so mad I could slap your wrists
							49							Dessert, anyone?
							50							Darling, where is my tie?
							51							But this is the new look
							52							But I'll be late for school!
							53							Doctor - Why do I get this ringing in my ears?
							54							Darling did you use my razor to shave your legs ag
							55							I said cut a rug - Not cut a mug
							56							Lost a little weight, haven't you Sam?
							57							I think we dug too deep
							58							Tricks or treat?
							59							I'm in First Grade, too
							60							Plant you now dig you later!
							61							Altogether now - Three cheers for the Principal
							62							Every time I flip that coin - It comes up heads!
							63							I told this wise guy not to take my parking place
							64							I'm starring in a new TV show - Father Knows Bats
							65							But mudpacks are good for you
							66							Look Ma, no cavities
							67							She tried to make a monkey out of me
							68							Gee, Pop - I don't want to get a haircut!
							69							For the last time - Stop talking and go to sleep
							70							Mother doesn't want to cut off my curls
							71							How's this for size?
							72							Look sharp - Feel sharp - Be sharp! [male]
							73							This acts so much faster than aspirin
							74							Aren't you too old for blind man's bluff?
							75							No, I'm not the Little Old Wine Maker
							76							You didn't have to starch the pajamas!
							77							C'mon, cut it out!
							78							Who threw that spitball?
							79							Now, sing along with Mitch
							80							I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down
							81							Don't fight it - It's bigger than both of us!
							82							After 3,000 years in a tomb, what did you expect?
							83							But it's only 20 calories!
							84							All right, Martha, I'll wear a wedding ring
							85							Make up your mind - I'm tired of moving furniture!
							86							Heavens! I need a manicure!
							87							Coffee, tea or milk?
							88							These high notes sure are a strain
							89							Eeek! That ice cube was cold!
							90							They call it the Cleopatra Cut
							91							They all laughed when I sat down to play
							92							Who said I'm bad luck?
							93							Party pooper!!
							94							Where's the Band Aids?
							95							They told me stripes are the fashion this year
							96							Try brushing these 3 times a day
							97							Wow! I thought you said this pool was heated!
							98							Come out and play, Red Riding Hood
							99							Now I'll poison the ivy
							100							They said a little dab will do it - So what happened?